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New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.
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― The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
― The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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Lazarus Saturday: The Longest Way by Stewart Stafford
'Lazarus, come out!’ said Jesus:
A dead man awoke in a burial place,
wrapped head to foot on a stretcher;
He shook the cloth away from his face.
Four days dead; his soul had gone.
Tongues lashed the Saviour’s tardy arrival.
The Lord, resolute, could overrule death —
From the afterlife came his survival.
From white-light end to darkest revival,
life surging back into decomposing flesh.
His chest burned as it rose and fell,
bloated and blotc
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