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"Abracadabra, allahkhazam......."
OH HEY!!
If I could just get Holly to buy into a multilevel marketing scheme for the "Zombie Conversion Kits", we could add a "Witch Converson Kit" and a "Vampire Conversion Kit"...
I'm tellin' ya, there's a HUGE market out there in the "Fantasy-Obsessed Twentynothing" demographic, for this stuff! We could get rich just off the motivational podcasts!!!
Yeah, but if we take all their money with a multilevel-marketing scam, they'll get a clue AND we'll get rich cluing them in!!
Well, with the brainpower illustrated by the vampire wannabe's on this thread, it's hard to believe that any of them are working at anything above minimum wage.
Oh, damn... Good point. sigh...
But they're probably living with Mommy so they'll have SOME disposable income to plunder, won't they?
still, not enough to fund my grandiose scheme...
Maybe that's why I can't get Holly to expand her business beyond just doing the occasional zombie conversion... other than the occasional one who's a trust-fund ferret or something, there just isn't enough money in it...
Wait a minute... If they've got the money for enough drugs to get *that* whacked out, they've *got* to have enough to be a mark for my "Conversion Kit" multilevel marketing scheme!!
Okay, so I have seen the demand and am nobly stepping up to help the humans in their transformatory efforts. Vampire, Zombie, Witch, Werewolf, Mummy, Insane Evil Clown, whatever you wanna be......you can take a six week intensive training course at my all new Megacademy of Mysterious & Arcane Knowledge. Once you have completed the introductory course (still only a low, low, $5k), you can go on to become a certified graduate specialist in the program of your choice. Take more than one! Fully empower yourself! Each additional course is only $2k ($4k for graduate students of another institution of mysterious & arcane knowledge) Enroll today!
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!!!
I was afraid some other krebot was going to corner the market on (particularly) Vampire transmogrification. But now you're at last here to properly empty some bank accounts.
I was going to suggest 2 weeks of starvation followed by 2 days of being forced to stare at nude photos of Rosie O'Donut while being kept awake by Neil Diamond blared at 120 dB, as a Vampire Conversion method?
Duane, I'm just so proud of the new Megacademy! Our campus is beautiful! Student housing consists of several decaying Victorian mansions over near our toxic waste site. Also, it looks just like Transylvania here (pretend cornfields look like mountains). Food services are also wonderful - imagine, an all-you-can-eat donut bar every morning. (I buy day-old donuts in bulk from our local Tim Horton location). Our curriculum and courses are all top notch, of course. Our graduates enjoy 100% job placement within 6 months!!! Trust me, this is THE Harvard of advanced creepy stuff. We are also hiring for three positions: Professor of Advanced Zombology, Chairman of the Vampirism Department and Halloween Activities Coordinator. Apply today!
If you want power and influence the thing to do is purchase our "Psychopath" conversion package - Right Holly?
Exactly, Duane. As the ONLY fully accredited provider of 2 and 4 year programs in the Arcane Arts, I just don't understand why people would choose these second rate programs. The Megacademy of Arcane Arts and Forbidden Knowledge will soon be adding a graduate program for advanced degrees. I doubt that vampires'r'us can really compete.
Oh, so.....Holly's running the "Harvard/Yale" version of vamp school, while Debby's plugging the "Phoenix University/ITT Tech" version.
So, according to YOU, there's "no turning back". But these other "vampires" claim that you can switch back and forth with ease. I think you all need to get your stories straight.
Not necessarily... Maybe there are different models of vampires kind of like different car models?
There could even be tradeoffs - like maybe the ones with the selector switch on them don't have as much Vampire Appeal or something?
All options are available through Holly's Vampire Conversion Unit though. These other flakes are just a bunch of Basement Bandits. I bet they don't even have a business license.
i have the hindu priest email, it happens i was bitten and got a blood transfussion vampires Exist and its only those foolish ones who are afraid that will say vampires dont exist, Santosoliverdinero@gmail.com thats my email you can email me and i will direct you on ways to become a vampire, and also you can call +233231791514, i do also have the hindu priest contact and you can find out the email from me the hindu priest email is vampirelordtransformerchanging@gmail.com, there is never a game play on these, real and legit, if interested in all these then take a deep of faith on it and have things go for better.
Santos oliver by name.
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain tyrning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get eaiser,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all, if willing and ever ready to be a full blooded vampire with powers and mighty great skills then these is the opportunity for you to get transformed and turned into a vampire, contact the mighty hindu priest and also he is a vampire lord, find him on his email and lay your request and heart wishes to him, trust me you will find him on: Vampirelordtransformerchanging@gmail.com or you can as well find me on kaithbradon@gmail.com
Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all, if willing and ever ready to be a full blooded vampire with powers and mighty great skills then these is the opportunity for you to get transformed and turned into a vampire, contact the mighty hindu priest and also he is a vampire lord, find him on his email and lay your request and heart wishes to him, trust me you will find him on: Vampirelordtransformerchanging@gmail.com
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DO YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE OR YOU WANT POWERS AND PROTECTION COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES KINGDOM TODAY AND YOU GET WHAT EVER YOU DESIRE CONTACT LORD GUMBALA AT ( gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com )
Welcome to ( Gumbala Vampire Kingdom). Do you want to be a vampire,still in human,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes to a human again, with out delaying in a good human posture. A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture.if you are interested contact us on gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com
If u become vampire you can still be a ordinary man but you will get
more power and gain more height,you will become much younger than your mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will become lone like me.i was soooo much amazed at first when i contacted the geatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Vampires live where ever they want, because vampires are every where. This means that there are vampires where you live, you just wouldn't know it even if you saw one, Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all, if willing and ever ready to be a full blooded vampire with powers and mighty great skills then these is the opportunity for you to get transformed and turned into a vampire, contact the mighty hindu priest and also he is a vampire lord, find him on his email and lay your request and heart wishes to him, trust me you will find him on: Vampirelordtransformerchanging@gmail.com or you can as well find me on kaithbradon@gmail.com
Become a vampire now and enjoy all the supernatural abilities. Join Gumbala of the 76th,practice transformation and shapeshifting. Contact Gumbala via email ( gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com )
Do you want to be a vampire, are you tired of being human? A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, if you are interested contact Gumbala via ( gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com )
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
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I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful woman and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded woman in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their number. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: vampiretemple10@gmail.com or whatsApp at +1 602 962 0326
Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Hello everyone, Yesterday someone directed me to a vampire lord in United State Of America and this man introduce me to the brotherhood of vampire, i will forever remain lower to the God Father. Am now a powerful woman and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I will advice anyone who want to become a vampire should contact the Vampire kingdom for advice via email vampiretemple10@gmail.com whatssap :+1(602)962-0326
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com
Here we go. I'm Silvia, from Norway. At first, I become very scared and afraid to offer the sacrifice to them just to be a full-blooded vampire but I later changed my mind and strong in spirit I did what was needed and now am not just an ordinary vampire but a very rich and famous wealthy one too, I have powers. No human life is needed for you to be a full-blooded vampire just get them what they want and I promise you u will be so glad- so if u all out there really want to become a rich and famous vampire like me then contact our lord the most lord of all vampire in North Carolina vampire community.
vampirelordcenter@gmail.com or vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com
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If I could just get Holly to buy into a multilevel marketing scheme for the "Zombie Conversion Kits", we could add a "Witch Converson Kit" and a "Vampire Conversion Kit"...
I'm tellin' ya, there's a HUGE market out there in the "Fantasy-Obsessed Twentynothing" demographic, for this stuff! We could get rich just off the motivational podcasts!!!



But they're probably living with Mommy so they'll have SOME disposable income to plunder, won't they?
still, not enough to fund my grandiose scheme...
Maybe that's why I can't get Holly to expand her business beyond just doing the occasional zombie conversion... other than the occasional one who's a trust-fund ferret or something, there just isn't enough money in it...



I was afraid some other krebot was going to corner the market on (particularly) Vampire transmogrification. But now you're at last here to properly empty some bank accounts.
I was going to suggest 2 weeks of starvation followed by 2 days of being forced to stare at nude photos of Rosie O'Donut while being kept awake by Neil Diamond blared at 120 dB, as a Vampire Conversion method?






There could even be tradeoffs - like maybe the ones with the selector switch on them don't have as much Vampire Appeal or something?
All options are available through Holly's Vampire Conversion Unit though. These other flakes are just a bunch of Basement Bandits. I bet they don't even have a business license.

Santos oliver by name.




Welcome to ( Gumbala Vampire Kingdom). Do you want to be a vampire,still in human,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes to a human again, with out delaying in a good human posture. A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture.if you are interested contact us on gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com

Welcome to ( Gumbala Vampire Kingdom). Do you want to be a vampire,still in human,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes to a human again, with out delaying in a good human posture. A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture.if you are interested contact us on gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com

more power and gain more height,you will become much younger than your mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will become lone like me.i was soooo much amazed at first when i contacted the geatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/



Do you want to be a vampire, are you tired of being human? A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, if you are interested contact Gumbala via ( gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com )






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vampirelordcenter@gmail.com or vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com