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Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) Couldn't agree more.
What kind of "Courageous" Person gets a thrill from brushing their teeth with another person's toothbrush??


message 2: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young Oh, yes! So gross!


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) It's also not very believable that she never get's a serious infection "down there". That mere fact alone shows why this is and will forever be fantasy.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) It's also not very believable that she never get's a serious infection "down there". That mere fact alone shows why this is and will forever be fantasy.


message 5: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca Let us not forget the particular "tampon scene"... Wasn't that a wonder to imagine! (Not!)


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) UGH I know. Just...really? Did-Did we have to go that far? DID SHE HAVE TO DESCRIBE IT? It wouldn't even be so bad if Anastasia didn't go "OP...WHASS HE GONNA DO...OOOOP!" Right before it.


message 7: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca Yeah the worst part is that people actually find it "sexy". People I know have told me they find it "steamy" or "such a change in those same old boring scenes". I wish I could slap such people!


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) I know! That isn't sexy, that's line crossing. I'm pretty sure you can spice up the same old scenes with other, less disgusting things. Tampon-pulling really isn't needed.


message 9: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca It's not even the tampon... It's that she was on her period! Damn... just remembering is disgusting.


message 10: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young there were quite a few other shock moments for me other than this one. 1) the way in which she lost her virginity is described as "slammed inside her." 2) putting that freaking riding crop in her mouth after... I'm not a hater, but I did cringe on these scenes and some others.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) Yes, she did get graphic and gross at some points(all points). But...she won't even say "Vagina" I mean, she regularly(and willingly) gives Christian's penis the proper name and fucking describes it for us...but NO Ana's is her "Sex".
Oh, and speaking of weird and gross,
didn't he scrape his thumbnail on the wall of her vagina and then make her suck on it, and it tastes like blood and "her arousal"?
I'm sorry that I have scarred you all again.


message 12: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca Yes he did! God it's so ridiculous I actually laughed at this, I didn't even get that disgusting feeling at this point. About Ana's "sex": Anastacia is WAAAAY to pure, so people can't refer to her "lady parts" other than "Sex", E.L. James wants her to be a kind of prude...


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) Yes. A prude who has orgasms every five seconds and enjoys admiring Christian's man parts. And who also begs for fucking and flogging.
If she wanted to display her as innocent and prudish, she should have stuck with it instead of alternating between sex-goddess and innocent idiot.


message 14: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young hahahaha! Yes, he DID make her suck his fiinger, and yes, you repeated it just how she described it, but I'm not grossed out. I'm actuallylaughing so hard now. This convo is fantastic! I have to ask, though. Was there any part of the book that you actually liked?


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) The part when Ana left. She actually displayed a brain. And refused Christian's stuff.
WHOOOO! USA! USA! USA!


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) And this is the best covo I've ever had.


message 17: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young I loved when she left, too. She seemed to be drowing in HIS emotions and needed to find her own. I do love how these were two opposite ppl who connected, and for the most part, after compromises on both ends, made it work. I think this is the part that the readers enjoyed most. Both had issues, Christian more than Ana I believe. but whenever you have tension AND relationsips AND sex, these books sell well. I should know. I use the same concept in my novels and my book sales have yet to falter. Okay, here's a question for you!! What don't you like about Twilight???? I MUST hear this. LOL.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) Okay, I hate Edward because he's absolutely retarded. One, he's trying to keep Bella's soul "Pure" By not having sex with her until they were married. Okay, Stephenie, you have a VAMPIRE(demon, blood sucking hellspawn) Confused with an ANGEL(loyal servant of God) So she's actually making(sparkling...?) Vampires look even more idiotic than before.
But my biggest problem would be the claim that the Cullens are vegetarian because they don't eat humans, but animals. Okay, that's fucking messed up. A mountain lion doesn't have less worth than a human. You're still murdering an innocent creature, it doesn't fucking matter which species you decide to kill, you aren't a saint because you spare a little girl to eat a deer. They aren't "Good" Vampires because they don't eat humans, they're just retarded vampires who are eating animals that need their population more than we do.
Sorry for any grammar/spelling errors, I got thrown into some rage typing this.


message 19: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young My son HATED the fact that they sparkled. I did, too. We already know vampires are not daywalkers, but I guess she needed to write it this way to fit the story. I didn't get the vegetarian thing either, especially since they were drinking blood from breathing creatures. LOL@ Edward being retarded. He played that part well in some parts of the movie. :-)


message 20: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young I'm checking out your profile to see what other books you've read, reviewed. :-)


message 21: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young Aw, your profile is set to private.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) If I could figure out how to change that, I would.
I'm pretty new to Goodreads.


message 23: by Shelley (new)

Shelley Young I sent you a friend request. :-)


message 25: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca Wow laughed a lot! And BloodPrincess you hid the spot. Best moment when Ana left, then the realization she's even more of an idiot because she says she's sorry for what happened after they get back together... Oh well.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) I totally forgot that she apologized to him! What a wanker she is. And, do you remember, in the second book, that it only took them five days to get back together?
LULLLLLLZZZZZZZZ. Five days. Wow. Just...


message 27: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca I know... She spent the 5 days crying, sulking, worrying about him, sulking some more and God knows what else... Their get together scene is really bad. The "I forgot to say the safe word" thing is... Is... I have no words for such a thing.


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) She crawls into his lap......................................................I have no words.


message 29: by Rebeca (new)

Rebeca I do have, just tree: NO SELF RESPECT!


Commander Spock(Live Long and Prosper) Spoken like a true hater *salutes.*


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