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So, Holly do you employ the more sophisticated tetrodotoxin induced zombification style or stick with the less precise hard blow to the head method! :)

I use the ancient simple lobotomy technique for this low, low price.

Sharp pointed tool rammed above the eye; I think only a mad person would go for that :)

She's lying; I've seen it - all she does is tie you to a chair and make you watch Oprah for 137 hours straight.

Okay, Duane, yes, this is part of the treatment, each procedure needs extensive post-operative re-education. Besides, I only do 100 hours of Oprah, followed by 5 seasons of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Lol... This torturous procedure is sounding worse with every posting.

Oh, it keeps me busy. I get a lot of referrals from my post-op clients.

Oh, *I* get it - Cognitive dissonance! The more they suffer, the more they're convinced of how Zombified they're gonna be.

Let me guess... Once you get some clients "Hooked" you're gonna start reselling them on "Platinum Level Zombie" and "Diamond Level Zombie" for an ADDITIONAL fee - RIGHT???

You Amway/Scientologeek types... I can smell you thinking.

Duane, you are a right thinking individual. I have reserved a spot for you right at the top of the pyramid if you should decide to join the Zombirama sales team!

Just like tangerine hued clockwork . . .

AHA... now *there's* a thought. I could become part of the problem, instead of just sitting around on the sidelines sniping and snarking and kibitzing.

hmmm...

YES!! Throw in a garage full of motivational DVDs and you're ON!! We'll make millions, Max! (no wait, I mean, Maxine!!)

Wow, do you know any other guys on the internet who can get me into the mafia? I always thought it would be so cool! I mean, yeah, vampires, right!!!!! But if you are in the mafia you can be a badass during the day, too! Help me out, I have piles of cash here just waiting for those amazing internet folks to come along and transform my life.

GOOD idea! If we put a famiglia together, wec can then start a protection racket on the rest of these "Vampire" infame. They will have to pay US to stay in business!

Or WE will turn THEM into Rosie O'Donut vampire!!

BWUAHAHAHAA! Have you checked out Miz Margret's profile?

UMMMM... Yeah - I saw it - But I MISSED the uhh... Yeh Margret, ADMITTING you're from Nigeria probably is NOT a good sales tactic.

(Or is it? If you were already IN Nigeria that would probably be one way to get Ebola immunity at least.)

I'm more than a little worried about Vampires and Ebola. I mean, all that blood has *got* to be attracting vampires like a flock of... well, bats. And can they become *carriers* like *regular* bats?

You vampires probably better come up with some answers THOSE questions... Maybe this deserves another thread??

HMMMM..... THis sounds like the PERFECT marketing campaign for infecting idiot Millenials with Ebola

You probably just got yourself a new file started somewhere.

That would just figure, all right - Uncle Bug-Breath would be JUST dumb enough to start a file on ME instead of infestigating somebody who's sending vials of "Vampire Blood" from Africa.

FTM I bet they could convince one of these vampire- obsessed twentynothings to eat a BAT if they thought it would turn them into a vampire...

Dunno that they actually drank blood, but they sure as hell drank the koolaid.

I want to be able to turn into a cloud of gas and leak under the bedroom door of a politician while he's in there buggering young boys and get pix - Will I be able to do that if I drink your Vampire Blood? (Or do I have to shoot it up?)

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If u become vampire you can still be a ordinary man but you will get
more power and gain more height,you will become much younger than your
mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will
always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you
the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will
become lone like me.i was soooo much amazed at first when i contacted the
geatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/

If u become vampire you can still be a ordinary man but you will get
more power and gain more height,you will become much younger than your mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will become lone like me.i was soooo much amazed at first when i contacted the geatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com

If u become vampire you can still be a ordinary man but you will get
more power and gain more height,you will become much younger than your
mates of same age, you never become bald, you don’t need any sex, you will
always satisfied.But to become a vampire a very difficult task . I give you
the procedure, I will no longer be responsible for your nature but you will
become lone like me.i was soooo much amazed at first when i contacted the
greatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/

I am a vampire born in 1892. 127 yrs, I always love being what i am, And i didn’t have no choice but to make my mind undergoing the ritual to turn. There is sometime ago, I had herpes virus and also i was burned in a fire and was dying, I later was saved by a vampire lord, my parents never found me they believe i was dead,but i'm doing very great, No longer a weakly but strong and as century go by i am still alive today, And still 20 skin but old age never goes, but no body knew my past just me, I just want to say thank you vampire lord for making it happen, I am very proud to be among the 7 clans of vampires. YOU want to know more about these transformation ritual, Hit up the vampire lord,the greatvampirelord1@gmail.com and his website. https:/greatvampirekingdom.webs.com/

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Do you want to be a vampire, are you tired of being human? A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, if you are interested contact Gumbala via ( gumbalavampirehome@gmail.com )

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com 

will u able to make me a vampire for free please

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com 

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com 

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com 

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Thanks

I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful woman and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded woman in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their number. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: vampiretemple10@gmail.com or whatsApp at +1 602 962 0326

not to be rude but who in the living heck would wanna be a zombie

Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com

Do you want to become a vampire,are you tired of human being,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes,without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier,we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk,this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com 

Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com

Do you want to become a vampire, are you tired of human being, having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten minutes, without delaying in a good human posture and becoming a immortal. A world of vampire were life get easier, we have made so much persons vampires and have turned them rich, you will assured long life and prosperity, you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness, stronger and also very fast, you will not be restricted to walk at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the vampire virus to perform in a good posture. If you are interested contact us on our e-mail vampireslords437@gmail.com

Hello everyone, Yesterday someone directed me to a vampire lord in United State Of America and this man introduce me to the brotherhood of vampire, i will forever remain lower to the God Father. Am now a powerful woman and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I will advice anyone who want to become a vampire should contact the Vampire kingdom for advice via email vampiretemple10@gmail.com whatssap :+1(602)962-0326