Akantheus Leucious Fonus

[close] Designation: None of your business. Labels don't define me. I do.

Job: Kiss the ring, baby. I'm Head Honcho.

DOB: None of your business

Height: 6' 2

Hair Color: Dark blond

Eye Color: Depends on his mood. But usually a light glowing green.

Buile: Muscular

Parents: Define parent
Children: I certainly hope not.

Best Friend: Thorn

Worst Enemy: Noir

Tattoos / Scars: We don't talk about that.

Fave Pastime: Disappointing my sperm donor.

Mode of Transportation: Bugatti Veyron

Weapon of Choice: You'll find out when I kill you.

Pets: Misery

I would say I like to crochet, but that implies a soft side which I lack grotesquely. The best thing to say is that I’m the biggest disappointment my father has ever known- which is really good for you humans.

The… entity had great plans for me. Too bad. I’m no one’s bitch. I don’t come on command and I don’t fetch. What I do is kick the culo loco of anyone who gets near me showing anything other than utmost respect and fear.

Yeah, I am that guy. I don’t care if you like me. I don’t care if you hate me. But you will get out of my way, speed bump. And you better do it fast. You see, I wasn’t born in this time or place. I came of age at a time when it was kill or be killed. You either ate the monkey or the monkey played bells with your skeleton.

The good news is, I’ve stood strong for a long time. The bad news…

I don’t know how much longer I can hold out. May the gods help all of you then.