Exclusive Excerpt: E.L. James Introduces You to 'The Mister'
So long, Christian Grey—there's a new sexy millionaire in town. E.L. James, author of the erotic bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey, is back with another tantalizing love story. Set in London, The Mister follows modern-day aristocrat Maxim Trevelyan as he struggles with his desire for Alessia Demachi, a musician haunted by the past. Get a sneak peek before The Mister hits bookshelves on April 16. Add it to your Want to Read shelf here.
Who the hell is this timid creature standing in my hallway? I’m completely bemused. Have I seen her before? An image from a forgotten dream develops like a Polaroid in my memory, an angel in blue hovering at my bedside. But that was days ago. Could it have been her? And now she’s here, rooted to the hallway floor, her impish face pale, her eyes downcast. Her knuckles grow whiter as she clasps the broom handle tighter and tighter, as if it’s anchoring her to the Earth. The headscarf conceals her hair, and an oversize, old-fashioned nylon housecoat swamps her small frame. She looks totally out of place.
“Who are you?” I ask again, but in a softer tone, not wanting to alarm her. Wide eyes, the color of a fine espresso and framed by the longest lashes I’ve ever seen, look up at me, then back at the floor.
Shit!
One peek from her dark, fathomless eyes and I’m . . . unsettled. She’s at least a head shorter than me, perhaps five feet five to my six feet two. Her features are delicate: high cheekbones, an upturned nose, clear fair skin, and pale lips. It’s obvious that she’s cleaning. But why her? Why here? Has she replaced my old daily?
“Where’s Krystyna?” I ask, growing a little frustrated at her silence. Perhaps she’s Krystyna’s daughter—or granddaughter.
She continues to stare at the floor, her brow furrowed.
Look at me, I will her. I want to reach forward and tilt her chin up, but as if she reads my mind, she raises her head. Her eyes meet mine, and her tongue darts out, and nervously she licks her upper lip. My whole body tightens in a hot, heavy rush as desire hits me like a demolition ball.
Fuck a duck!
I narrow my eyes as annoyance swiftly follows my desire. What the hell is wrong with me? Why does a woman I’ve never met have such an effect on me? It’s irritating. Beneath fine arched brows, her eyes grow wider, and she takes a step back, fumbling with the broom so that it falls from her hands and clatters onto the floor. She bends with easy, economic grace to pick it up, and when she’s standing once more, she fixates on the handle, a slow flush staining her cheeks as she mumbles something unintelligible.
Bloody hell! Am I intimidating the poor girl?
I don’t mean to.
I’m annoyed at myself. Not her.
Or maybe it’s another reason.
“Perhaps you don’t understand me,” I say, more to myself, and I run a hand through my hair as I bring my body to heel. Krystyna’s mastery of English extended to the words “yes” and “here,” which often meant lots of gesticulating on my part when I needed her to undertake tasks that went beyond her usual cleaning routine. This girl is probably Polish, too.
“I am cleaner, Mister,” she whispers, her eyes still downcast and her eyelashes fanned out above her luminous cheeks.
“Where’s Krystyna?”
“She has returned to Poland.”
“When?”
“Since last week.”
This is news. Why the hell did I not know this? I liked Krystyna. She’d cleaned for me for three years and knew all my dirty little secrets. And I never got to say good-bye. Maybe it’s temporary.
“Is she coming back?” I ask.
The lines in the girl’s forehead deepen, but she says nothing, though her eyes flick to my bare feet. For some unknown reason, this makes me feel self-conscious. Placing both hands on my hips, I step backward as my bewilderment grows. “How long have you been here?”
She responds in a breathless, barely audible voice. “In England?”
“Look at me, please,” I ask. Why is she so reluctant to look up?
Her slim fingers tighten around the broom again, as if she might brandish it as a weapon, then she swallows and raises her head, regarding me with large, liquid brown eyes. Eyes I could drown in. My mouth dries as my body comes to attention again.
Fuck!
“I have been in England since three weeks.” Her voice is clearer and stronger, with an accent I don’t recognize, and as she speaks, she pushes her small chin toward me in defiance. Her lips are now rosy, her bottom lip plumper than her top, and she licks the upper one again.
Hell!
I’m aroused once more. I take another step away from her. “Three weeks?” I mumble, baffled by my reaction to her.
Why is this happening to me?
What is it about her?
She’s fucking exquisite, the still, small voice roars in my head.
Yes. For a woman dressed in a nylon housecoat, she’s hot.
Concentrate.
She hasn’t answered my question. “No. I meant how long have you been here in my flat.”
Where does this girl come from? I rack my brain. Mrs. Blake had organized Krystyna through some contact she had. But Krystyna’s replacement remains silent.
“You speak English?” I ask, willing her to speak. “What’s your name?”
She frowns, looking at me like I’m an idiot. “Yes. I speak English. My name is Alessia Demachi. I have been in your apartment since ten o’clock this morning.”
Wow. She really does speak English.
“Right. Well. How do you do, Alessia Demachi. My name is . . .”
What should I say?
Trevethick?
Trevelyan?
“Maxim.”
Excerpted selection of The Mister by E.L. James. Copyright © 2019 by E.L. James.
E.L. James' The Mister is on sale April 16. Add it to your Want to Read shelf here.
Shit!
One peek from her dark, fathomless eyes and I’m . . . unsettled. She’s at least a head shorter than me, perhaps five feet five to my six feet two. Her features are delicate: high cheekbones, an upturned nose, clear fair skin, and pale lips. It’s obvious that she’s cleaning. But why her? Why here? Has she replaced my old daily?
“Where’s Krystyna?” I ask, growing a little frustrated at her silence. Perhaps she’s Krystyna’s daughter—or granddaughter.
She continues to stare at the floor, her brow furrowed.
Look at me, I will her. I want to reach forward and tilt her chin up, but as if she reads my mind, she raises her head. Her eyes meet mine, and her tongue darts out, and nervously she licks her upper lip. My whole body tightens in a hot, heavy rush as desire hits me like a demolition ball.
Fuck a duck!
I narrow my eyes as annoyance swiftly follows my desire. What the hell is wrong with me? Why does a woman I’ve never met have such an effect on me? It’s irritating. Beneath fine arched brows, her eyes grow wider, and she takes a step back, fumbling with the broom so that it falls from her hands and clatters onto the floor. She bends with easy, economic grace to pick it up, and when she’s standing once more, she fixates on the handle, a slow flush staining her cheeks as she mumbles something unintelligible.
Bloody hell! Am I intimidating the poor girl?
I don’t mean to.
I’m annoyed at myself. Not her.
Or maybe it’s another reason.
“Perhaps you don’t understand me,” I say, more to myself, and I run a hand through my hair as I bring my body to heel. Krystyna’s mastery of English extended to the words “yes” and “here,” which often meant lots of gesticulating on my part when I needed her to undertake tasks that went beyond her usual cleaning routine. This girl is probably Polish, too.
“I am cleaner, Mister,” she whispers, her eyes still downcast and her eyelashes fanned out above her luminous cheeks.
“Where’s Krystyna?”
“She has returned to Poland.”
“When?”
“Since last week.”
This is news. Why the hell did I not know this? I liked Krystyna. She’d cleaned for me for three years and knew all my dirty little secrets. And I never got to say good-bye. Maybe it’s temporary.
“Is she coming back?” I ask.
The lines in the girl’s forehead deepen, but she says nothing, though her eyes flick to my bare feet. For some unknown reason, this makes me feel self-conscious. Placing both hands on my hips, I step backward as my bewilderment grows. “How long have you been here?”
She responds in a breathless, barely audible voice. “In England?”
“Look at me, please,” I ask. Why is she so reluctant to look up?
Her slim fingers tighten around the broom again, as if she might brandish it as a weapon, then she swallows and raises her head, regarding me with large, liquid brown eyes. Eyes I could drown in. My mouth dries as my body comes to attention again.
Fuck!
“I have been in England since three weeks.” Her voice is clearer and stronger, with an accent I don’t recognize, and as she speaks, she pushes her small chin toward me in defiance. Her lips are now rosy, her bottom lip plumper than her top, and she licks the upper one again.
Hell!
I’m aroused once more. I take another step away from her. “Three weeks?” I mumble, baffled by my reaction to her.
Why is this happening to me?
What is it about her?
She’s fucking exquisite, the still, small voice roars in my head.
Yes. For a woman dressed in a nylon housecoat, she’s hot.
Concentrate.
She hasn’t answered my question. “No. I meant how long have you been here in my flat.”
Where does this girl come from? I rack my brain. Mrs. Blake had organized Krystyna through some contact she had. But Krystyna’s replacement remains silent.
“You speak English?” I ask, willing her to speak. “What’s your name?”
She frowns, looking at me like I’m an idiot. “Yes. I speak English. My name is Alessia Demachi. I have been in your apartment since ten o’clock this morning.”
Wow. She really does speak English.
“Right. Well. How do you do, Alessia Demachi. My name is . . .”
What should I say?
Trevethick?
Trevelyan?
“Maxim.”
Excerpted selection of The Mister by E.L. James. Copyright © 2019 by E.L. James.
E.L. James' The Mister is on sale April 16. Add it to your Want to Read shelf here.
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Also, I read a few pages of Gray (from Christian's PoV) and this is exactly the same. From the mesmerizing eyes that make him go hard t..."
It's funny that everyone is picking out that line — I don't think I've read that before yet I just read a different series last night and that was in it! LOL
ETA: The quote didn't grab the line: "fuck a duck"


My thoughts exactly.


"wow. she really does speak English"
"Why does a woman I’ve never met have such an effect on me? It’s irritating"
"(..)raises her head, regarding me with large, liquid brown eyes. Ey..."
True!


best comment.

(Yes, I sometimes am amazed by how attractive, or good-looking, a woman is. No, I don't go around holding long monologues about how mysterious it is that I, a straight man, would be attracted to a beautiful woman. That would be like being amazed that there's coffee being served at a coffee shop.)

"wow. she really does speak English"
"Why does a woman I’ve never met have such an effect on me? It’s irritating"
"(..)raises her head, regarding me with large, liquid brown eyes. Ey..."
My thoughts exactly! Thank you

This is the only reason why I'm up for reading this travesty of a book. It's so bad it's laughable.

My expectations are high from this one!!E.L.James

"Fuck a duck" - genius billionaire incapacitated by his sexual urges.
Let me say it louder for those people in the back:
A man who is attracted to a woman because she looks SCARED is a SEXUAL PREDATOR.

I hope one day that we as readers will finally reject absolute drivel like this. EL James is an awful writer.

Parody writers, you know what to do. And ducks better be involved otherwise I'm not buying.

"Fuck a duck" - genius billionaire incapacitated by his sexual urges.
Let me say it louder for those people in the back:
A man who is attracted to a woman because she looks SCARED is a SEXUAL PREDATOR."
this. People need to realize this.


LOL. There may not be enough lube in the world.


"wow. she really does speak English"
"Why does a woman I’ve never met have such an effect on me? It’s irritating"
"(..)raises her head, regarding me with large, liquid ..."
What do you mean, Kathleen? Isn't Goodreads the place to go for critiquing, analyzing and sharing opinions? Some of us think James' writing is trash. Why would you care so much?

People don't have to be good writers in order to criticize an author who chooses to publish something bad, just like it's fine to file a malpractice suit without being a surgeon.

Was kind of inspired that she managed to transfer fanfic to the semi mainstream reader... but mebbe she should've left it there... cashing in cough cough...

Love it. Good you put this comment in the feed, otherwise it would have been wasted here.

For some reason we can't like comments. So instead, here's a reply saying "This^".

And then it is all going to be about him having been misunderstood for his whole life and him sleeping with every woman he had met but not feeling the fulfillment. And then her being extraordinarily pretty but having no idea whatsoever but then developing to a “mistress” only living to get laid by him. I hate how it is always about the girl being there to serve the idiot (yes, Christian was an idiot and so seems this Maxim).

Edit: "Fuck a duck" is the most ridiculous phrase a human being has been written to think in an at least semi-serious situation. I am confusion.



Makes me glad I never read 50 Shades, and even gladder I won't be reading this garbage. The only thing I came away with is that Maxim has a much control as a pre-pubescent boy, and the girl likes to stroke broom handles and has dry mouth.
Cringeworthy to say the least.




😂😂
You might want to read Gray, that will make four books and I understand there is a Darker too. She can really write.