
Me: What? How would that ever be useful, why would-
Prettiest Girl in the World: Hi, I’ll have a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
Bacon Double Cheeseburger: Why settle for A Bacon Double Cheeseburger, when you can have THE Bacon Double Cheeseburger?
*Happy Marriage*
Me: God dammit I’m a million percent worse than that guy!!!!!
Published on February 24, 2016 21:26