Author Challenge!

There’s a plumber in my house. I am half way through writing a dirty DIRTY sex scene but I find myself unable to continue with him testing my taps not five metres away. Somehow I don’t think he would have guessed from my ‘I’m working from home today’ comment that I’m over here typing lines like: “I’ll shove my cock so far down your throat you won’t be able to speak for days.”

So while he’s here I’m fiddling around with things I shouldn’t be. I saw an hilarious post yesterday and it inspired me to do this.

Make some of my funniest/worst reviews into motivational posters. Coz irony.

Like?

That was therapeutic, actually.

I challenge authors everywhere to do the same the next time you have a plumber in your house.

Sami