Two scenes from #JOCO2016 that speak to the state of our union

1.
SERBIAN BARTENDER: you are joco person?
ME: yeah. I’m a writer.
SERBIAN BARTENDER: Let me ask you something. (Long pause) How could batman beat superman? Is stupid.

2.
Pre-Jean Grey show: kel and I meet a 14 y/o singer songwriter named Zoe Grey (Gray? Zoe I’m sorry it was late and I am old and I was at a hip hop show on a boat). She wrote a song called FUCK THE PATRIARCHY and posted it last week. Some Garbage Man of course found it and summoned his Garbage Squad who did what...