You're On The Air With The Jazz Doctor

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The gravel chewing velvet voicedRebel Bowling Alley Don Juancome 2 A.M. radio announcer, chain smoking insomnia, and spinning vinyl smooth jazz old school, lips caressing every cheesy winking word, finger-points his Dollar General wisdom like dice against a
gold framed black light velvet Elvis.

For some unknown reason,
one reefer imbued morning
after a double shift at 5 A.M
he says, "Hey all you zombies
out there, doin' this job is kinda
like herding cats." and then
he choked up a wheezy
cigarette laugh and spun a
cut from Mother Focus,
called "Oh, I Need a Bathroom."

What kind of an asshole
tries to herd cats?
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Published on February 14, 2011 07:55
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