A Reality Flight Has Some Might!

The cat is back with another tale. They just seem to flow out without fail. The two light hearted fools seem to be back. Damn, they'll soon catch Tarsier Man in sequels at my shack.


Of course they wanted to eat.They wouldn't get me a treat.So I stole some nice meat.It tasted juicy and sweet.

But this guy got mad.Money needed to be had.They were cheap and wouldn't pay.Hey, what can I say?

I needed something to wash things down.So I stole more and made him frown.It tasted kind of funky though.Then I started to glow.

I grew super big.Could snap him like a twig.So he ran away,And I didn't have to pay.

Of course they got lazy.The place became rather hazy.They wanted to ride me.Do I look like a horse to thee?

Truedessa's sparkly fart come out wrong.It smelled like it came from King Kong.Damn, it was bad.Stunk up the whole pad.

It even made stuff fly.I thought we would die.But then poof we went.We got sucked into a vent.

Catality was there.He made me stare.The cat can walk on two feet.That sure is neat.

They had been cloned.I wonder who they phoned?Or maybe an evil twin?They wanted to do us all in.

Of course there is more.We never should have went through the door.Again I may be a lying little rhyming rear.But to find out, click here to peer.
And so the next book has come due adding to the pile at my zoo. 60 is sure drawing near. Soon the pile may reach my ear. Who knew Truedessa had such bad gas? She could easily trump my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.