Dear David: Paranormal Advice from Vampire David Hilliard

I do not pretend to have any experience in therapy or the healing arts.  My advice is based on the common sense, I've developed in living over a hundred years.


Dear David,


My sister is very important to me.  Last week she brought home her fiance to meet the family.  I like to think I'm open-minded, but he's a werewolf.  I can see nothing but heartache for my sister.  What can I say to change her mind?


Doubtful


Dear Doubtful,


Don't say anything.  You haven't had a chance to get to know him.  He could be a real standup guy.  Invite your sister and her finace to dinner and family functions.  Really get to know him.   Don't assume he's a beast.  He could have a warm and cuddly personality.  Be open to the possibilities.


David


Dear David,


My boyfriend is a vampire.  We've moved in together are deciding on some plants.  Maybe a pet.  What do you suggest?


Committed


Dear Committed,


Congratulations on your new relationship.  For plants, I'm very fond of bleeding hearts.  As for a pet, vampires get along well with dogs and cats.  I'm personally fond of Susan's cat Buffy.  This little cat likes to stare at me.  Since I don't have to blink, it's lend itself to some fun starting contests. 


Back to you:  enjoy the process.  Pick out things together.  Shop at night.  A lot of stores have late hours.  Cherish your time together.


David


If you have a question you'd like to ask a vampire or in need of paranormal advice, email me at onlyladyknight(at)yahoo(dot)com with Dear David in the subject line.  Until next week.  Keep that romantic feeling, and remember, you're never alone in the dark.


–David Hilliard

–Susan Hanniford Crowley



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