Object Or No? How Does It Flow?

The cat got it in his head after objection was said. Yeah, it was said by me. I can give ideas to myself at my sea. Is there a law against that? Pfffft I object where I'm at.

Some can't say no.
They always say yes.
Then they get tired head to toe,
And end up in a mess.

What's in a no?
Is it so scary?
Two no's in a row,
Could turn you bigfoot hairy.

That would be bad.
You'd get fleas.
No fun be had.
Whoops, said no at my feed.

So why suffer neglect.
Forget your inability to say no.
Instead pull out, I object.
Works on TV you know.

Would you help me?
I object to that.
What is that from thee?
I object where I'm at.

What are you doing?
I object to that too.
Are you going to start mooing?
I object to you.

You're a nut.
I'm out of here.
You don't make the cut.
I'm leaving your atmosphere.

See? You win.
Objection upheld.
You did them in,
And no wasn't spelled.

But why stop there?
Object to anything.
Who needs fair?
Object like a king.

I object to you being here.
I object to your price.
I object to your leer.
I object is so nice.

Now you don't have to say no. You can stay whelmed at your show. Just use I object a ton and away the nuts will run. I don't know where that came from but I didn't object to that rhyming bread crumb. I do object to you touching the cat. We can't have that. I object to mowing the grass. I could get used to being an objecting little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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Published on February 19, 2016 03:00
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