My tweets

Wed, 14:38 : Want to watch a part of your soul die? Then have a 2 1/2 year old yell "I don't care about you anymore!" at you... that'll do it! Wed, 15:43 : Thanks @CraigyFerg & @hardwick on @nerdist for saying misery doesn't have more intellectual value than joy & that positivity is a choice Wed, 15:47 : RT @OandFPodcast: Sponsors, take note: Next week we're talking Pride & Prejudice & Zombies (book & movie) +happening at @quirkbooks https:/… Wed, 20:46 : In related news, your wooden house may actually be made out of cheese! #ParmesanGate Thu, 02:40 : Most TV shows can be improved by the addition of a Juggalo. Discuss. Thu, 02:43 : I'm a little disappointed that Kato Kaelin isn't playing Kato, but Schwimmer saying "Juice" all the time makes up for it #peoplevojsimpson Thu, 03:14 : Do it! Do it now! https://t.co/Bgw83BSp0X