I'll Be A Dick And Make You Pick!

I'm going to channel my inner Google today. That might be tough to do though at my bay. I have to dumb myself down quite a bit. I also have to be more annoying than shit. What would be more annoying than that? Being peed on the head by a cat?


Pick the dog from above.The butt sniffer needs love.Pick it or you can't comment. If you can't pick, get bent.

Whoops, you picked wrong.Come on and play along.Please solve more.  I'll give you an encore.

Pick the worms.Read them terms.You have to pick.Yeah, I'm a dick.

You missed once more?How hard is it at my shore?Did you fail at the memory game?That is so really lame.

Pick the flowers.Don't take hours.I haven't got all day.Pick and then have your say.

You got it right.Damn, too slow taking flight.Now pick the dog once more. Enjoy your encore.

Sigh, wrong again.Are you a hen?Just pecking at the keys? This should be a breeze.

Pick the cat.Easy where you are at.Pick the furry one. There are a ton.

That was so easy. No, cats aren't cheesy.You are so bad at this.Did I hear you hiss?

Pick the flowers.Don't take hours.I said that before.But you needed the encore.
Finally, you got it on time. Now you can leave a comment with or without rhyme. Damn, you took forever though. Don't you love giving this new captcha a go? At least you aren't a robot. Didn't I harness my inner Google with this plot? Now all I need as an Error 503. I made that, did you see? Do they make you sass? They sure are hated by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.