Fuzzy Nation Irrational Rant Part 2

Let's find somebody to rewrite Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy while we are at it. Then, Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End and Isaac Asimov's Foundation. J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings is dated and old. Books need updating for a new generation. Maybe, it'll increase interest in the original classic versions. Am I making any headway in describing the white hot rage suffusing my very soul right now?