randyslashtoons:
Hey, remember Titan A.E.? That Don Bluth’s...
Hey, remember Titan A.E.? That Don Bluth’s space opera with 3D spaceships. Kind of a mess plot-wise with, like, 30 minutes of connective tissue probably left on the editing bay floor, but also kind of bloody amazing even though its CGI and soundtrack felt dated in a month after the release?
Yeah, more importantly, it has these guys.
One is Matt Damon, the Chosen One, Duh, and the other one the captain? rogue smuggler? shady space cowboy? The Daddy is what he is. And while the Chosen Twink has an obligatory love interest in a Typical Strong Underwritten Chick, it’s The Daddy who really has his attention.
The script is co-written by Whedon among others, so it’s easy to read everything as a thinly veiled foreplay, but seriously. Fucking seriously.
He gives the Chosen One a ring. No, really. They are pretty much engaged through the whole movie.
And, well, who can blame them.
Oh boy.
Oh boy indeed.
Oh, and there’s also, like, space and shit. It’s awesome.
