Westport #94 - Reactive vs Proactive

What with Valentine’s Day on, why not cover something different? When everyone is thinking all hearts, roses and chocolates, look to Bob N. Boguslavski for an alternative view on that ever so highly commercialized take on relationship romance.

Valentine Vomit

It provides a nice and smooth lead-in to what someone really wants to talk about today.

An ages-old conundrum over what wins the day, strategy versus tactics, or being proactive versus reactive, can be applied to almost any situation in life. This no doubt includes when to puke, chunder, regurgitate or whatever other euphemism one prefers to employ, even if it’s the Cockney rhyming slang expression, Wallace and Grommit. Bob’’s also rather fond of another British term, pavement pizza. One can always rely on the Brits to keep things classy!

Power spitting

Said ‘act,’ no matter how labeled, can occur anywhere heavy drinking is on deck, including a wedding. But sometimes, it may be done on porpoise [sic], to reposition or refortify oneself for yet more imbibing, or to void off future ill effects which can happen when one is passed out or sleeping.

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Published on February 14, 2016 08:21 Tags: funny-debut-novels, offbeat-eclectic-funny-novels, wedding-chronicles-novel
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