Take A Stand And All Will Be Grand!

There are nuts near and far. They even drive a car. That isn't a good thing. Don't find a nut and have a fling. You will just add to the dumbness of the human race. Nope, that's not today's case.

Come and stand.
Take my hand.
Just come and stand.
It is so grand.

Stand all day.
Sitting is outlawed at your bay.
Never ever sit.
Who needs it?

Stand when you eat,
Meal or treat.
Stand when you crap.
Be one talented chap.

Stand when you pee.
Be one talented she.
Stand when you fall.
Can you stand it all?

Yep, sitting is bad.
Don't do it at your pad.
You can never ever sit.
Not one little bit.

Humans weren't built that way.
So stand all through the day.
Only lay when you are in bed.
Otherwise, stand, even on your head.

What? You can sit?
Bah, don't believe it.
Humans aren't built for that.
Don't be like a lazy cat.

Stand at work.
That is a perk.
Stand like me.
It's the way to be.

Stand very tall.
Stand on a ball.
Stand in your spot.
Standing is hot to trot.

Remember to stand.
Remember to take my hand.
Stand on cement or sand.
Standing is so grand.

Pfffffft says the cat. Not built to sit where we are at? Hmmm, then how come we can sit? If we weren't built for it then we couldn't do that shit. Sitting too much is as dumb as can be. But never sitting? Yeah, take your standing and bite me. Standing all day is sure hard on the body too. Trust me at my zoo. Now I am through with my sass. Time to stand down with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.