So Steve said he could get a bottle of vodka in here, and my dick immediately got hard.

Security ain’t jack here, but it never occurred to me to smuggle. I am, after all, a naive small town mountain boy.

Our walletsand purses and cash and cards are kept behind a desk, but upon insistence, they will give them to you. I had $80 in cash when I came in here.

Steve is all, “How much do you want?”

“80 bucks worth.”

He laughs. “Be serious.”

“I am. Dead.”

He laughs again. “Look, the most she can get has to fit in her purse. She has a reasonable sized purse. A 350?”

“Oh, my god. Yes.”

I’m going to suck it down like a baby sucking on a tit. Finally, a REAL drug that will ACTUALLY solve a problem…..

Can’t wait. Talk to me Wednesday.