One Good Thing

Anytime I can beat that jerky little Luca avatar in a Wii Resort sword fighting match it's a good thing. He's so smirky. I can just hear his high-pitched, snotty laugh every time he bests me. What a little punk! I don't like him. Not one damn bit. Yes, he may be an animated creation and nothing more, but.... Ooooh! He pisses me off. That little shit makes me so competitive, and I'm generally not a competitive person.

Luca.

That Luca!

This doesn't read like much of a good thing, huh? But when I finally knock him off and into the water, it makes me pretty happy. Just wish there were some avatarian sharks to eat his avatarian butt.