I finally witnessed a Restraint

It wasn’t me, but a guy who went off about the tv channel.

A Restraint is where they just sort of hug you until you calm down. Five big burly dudes hugging you all at once.

Relax, man.

Eventually he calmed down, ate some more blue pills, and accepted the fact that CSI: Duluth was on the tv.

I can’t tell you all the contention this stupid tv causes. Oh, but getting rid of it? Unconscionable!

How stupid is this world?