Are you a top or a bottom? How would you describe your ideal sex fantasy involving yourself?

Not sure if the first question even applies to me because I don’t have much interest in either one.

My ideal sexual fantasy involves me and a bunch of other guys dividing up into teams and tracking each other down over a large wilderness area and capturing, stripping, tying each other up, and spanking each other (in that specific order). Winners are the team who’ve collected the most other players and turned their butts red by the end of the game. The spanking is what awards the point; nothing that takes place beforehand counts. Captured players can be freed by their teammates, or even by other teams if they’re trying to keep one team from scoring too high, and may return to play. There are no spare sets of clothes however, so unless theirs were also retrieved with them they’ll likely have to go on naked. The game can last anywhere from an hour to an all-day affair.

Some examples of possible teams could be “frat boys”, “army guys”, “pro-wrestlers”, “firemen”, “gym coaches”, “leather daddies”, “mobsters”, or “hot celebrities”.

If we veer even further into obvious fantasy then we can get alternative teams of “barbarians”, “space marines”, “pirates”, “hunky samurai”, “superheroes”, etc…