A Topic For You In Which To Stew!

So it has been a bit since I had a blog topic fit. The cat figures he can help all of you who have "nothing to say" yet say a lot anyway at your zoo. It had to be said. Sorry, not really, for any dread.

Blog topics are in.
Easy to spin.
I web and I weave,
Then I leave.

Are you whelmed with me?
That is a good way to be.
Look, whelmed is a post.
Whoops, did that at my coast.

So new ones for you.
Heck, I'll give a few.
Maybe more than three.
No need to thank me.

Mommy issues.
Break out the tissues.
Daddy issues.
Another box of tissues.

Wowee, you just got three.
Isn't that nice of me?
Mommy, Daddy and how you keep the tissue business turning.
Damn, that fire is sure now burning.

How to make a fire.
Fourth one just grew higher.
What rhymes with fire?
How to change a tire.

Now you have five.
Will you get out alive?
Places you almost died.
Away the ideas glide.

Still stuck in a rut?
Don't wiggle your butt.
Or maybe do.
Butt pics in view.

Hey, works for people of Wal-Mart.
But you may need a cart.
Still stuck works as well.
Like times you got stuck and damned all to hell.

Woweee, lots for thee.
Need one more from me?
Okay, here is another.
Things never to say to your mother.

Poof! Topics galore. Took 5 minutes at my shore. Don't you like a helpful cat? Are you the "I've got nothing to say type" where you are at? Well now you have no excuse at all. Just following the bouncing ball. I guess that would be bouncing rhyme. I am all over the place with my chime. Now I'll go eat some grass and wiggle my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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