Oh That I Could Speak Any Other Language

Remember that hilariously bigoted speech when 13-time Pro Bowl defensive end Reggie White stood in front of the Wisconsin Legislature and praised whites for their ability to "tap into money", Hispanics for successfully fitting "20, 30 people into one home", and the Japanese because they "can turn a television into a watch"? He never made it to the Danes, but I'll take over and say: people in Denmark know how to design. And also be beautiful.

I'm going to write while I'm here. It's the reason I'm