I found a story I wrote when I was nine y.o.

SO I'm looking through my old blog (it's over ten years old, so yeah, it's OLD), just so I know what's on there. I'm finding all kinds of fanart and banners, charpics, and some hilarity that I posted randomly.

One of these is an excerpt from a story I wrote when I was nine. It's called "Watch Out for the Purpel [Sic] Goo."

Also:
-I gave myself my own publishing company: "butterfly books" (and this is a horror novel).
-the dedication reads: "dedicate to mom and dad for their anniversery [sic]"
-I also included a blurb: "Will Anna get help before it's too late?" (you used it's correctly! go nine-year-old me!)

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Hello my name is Anna if you live in the forest it is as bad as it gets let me tell you my story. "Do we have to live here?" I complained.

It was saturday in rain town woods it looked like the groud was soggy cornflakes. my brother ran out fo the van, probably looking for worms my brother's name is kale it sounds like kill. I call him nerd breath which realy makes him mad. I went in the house. My dresser was put in its spot. I put away my clothes yuck the floor was all wet probably decomposing I thought. Then I took a tour of the house it was all wet.

"It's like this whloe house is rotting" I heard kale say. The floor creaked and smelled of mold "I'm going to hurl" I whispered to my self. "Anna lunch time" I heard my mom call. I raced downstairs. My mom said "For lunch we're having Liver wrust anna is that all right?" my stomach churrned, my face turned green, quickly I said I'm not hungry. "Gee this place sucks I guess I'll write in my diary.

Dear diary I hate this place I miss my friends and our old house.

I shut it, looked out side and saw a purple pond.

A purple pond?! I began to get exited and scared. I told my mom about it she said "Why don't you check it out you barely go out." So I went out into the forest It was hot and steamy I began to sweat. Leaves were all over the soggy ground moldy trees covered the area. I began to wonder what animals lived here but that thought left my mind when I saw the purple pond for a minute I was scared but then I realized some one probably dyed it purple. I put a life in knowing it would float, but it didn't it was being sucked inside the purple goo. I thought I saw some eyes and a mouth but I didn't stick around to find out I ran out of the woods.

I raced into the door into my safe cold room. Breathing hard I closed my eyes and layed on my bed. After a while I looked out my window again it was raining I looked and saw the purple pond there was a secret hidden by the pond little did I know that I would soon find out what it was.

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I'm pretty sure this is a rip-off of like 90 R.L. Stine stories. But it's not horrible for a kid LOL.