Thinking of all u muvvas!

Ah yes, half term, raining, therefore colouring, dancing, playing on the Wii, annoying Mum while she tries to strategise a book launch and world domination in the chicklit genre and you know, busting some moves to Vanilla Ice. Today has been a struggle you can tell.

Had my dear Nan over for lunch - she is 82 tomorrow - she requested make up for her gift so she got some of Max Factor's finest and some Lipcote. She was chuffed, but not quite so chuffed when she opened the 500 piece puzzle of a p...