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Today was one of those rare days to myself. The kids are at the grandparent's and I'm home alone. It's been nice. I've sat around loads. Intermittently I have to get up and do some twerking to get the blood flowing out of my arse and into my legs. It feels good! Just letting my fat jiggle everywhere!

Okay so that's a bit TMI, if you know what I mean.

Anyway! This afternoon I watched a cute rom com film called Man Up. It was funny and bloody preposterously romantic at the end, so that's why I lo...