Patton Oswalt leads Twitter’s savaging of robotic, repetitive Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio for debate performances

As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta... As usual, Twitter is having fun with the GOP primary debate, and it it's any indication, it's become pretty clear to everyone -- of all political affiliations -- that Florida Senator Marco Rubio is having a terrible, terrible night: https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/s... https://twitter.com/AsheSchow/status/... https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/s... https://twitter.com/jaclynsydney/stat... https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/statu... https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/69... https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/... https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/stat... Jeb! may not have earned his exclamation point back, but he's not doing too terribly: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/st... https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/stat... Liberals aren't entirely happy with how Texas Senator Ted Cruz is defining military times: https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/sta... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/jiadarola/status/... Donald Trump seems a little confused about where all this oil he's going to take is located: https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/st... https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/6... https://twitter.com/Thom_Hartmann/sta... https://twitter.com/bob_owens/status/... It's rumored that Ben Carson is still at this debate, but that can't be verified at this time: https://twitter.com/rolandsmartin/sta...

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