I'm gonna try & swear on KDKA tonight

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I’m going to make this brief: I’ll be on 1020 KDKA-AM radio tonight with John McIntire and I’m going to try and swear.

I want to do something shocking, something that’ll earn a jolt of attention, something that generates news.

And because it is radio, merely dropping my pants won’t matter.

I plan on doing that, too, but strictly for comfort.

I should write at least one book