That One Time Chopper Tried to Slide into my DMs

DISCLAIMER: As a professional I CAN be discreet, and typically that's my default. However if you don't pay, you're not a client. And if you're a rude celebrity, I will publicly SHAME your ass.

So funny story...

This rapper Chopper (you might know him Making the Band 2, or also as one of those rappers that hangs out with Puffy and some other guys you might know) keeps sending me messages. Now you guys know I don't answer messages without tributes, so I ignore them. I actually went to UNFOLLOW this guy for spamming me when I noticed was semi-famous.

Since he had sent me 4 messages I thought maybe he wanted me to model in a music video or something else PROFESSIONAL, so I finally responded.

We have a polite conversation, we talk about our respective hustles, things are polite. I'm a professional, I'll chat if you keep it friendly...

But then he starts to get pushy

I'm like "Thanks bro, but I'm here for cash." but he doesn't seem to get that.

Now at this point this is like the equvalent of going to a strip club, and then expecting the dancers to give you VIP treatment when you haven't even held up a dollar bill, because you're a "famous" rapper.

So basically, you're like all the other losers who want my attention, follow me on twitter, obsess over my photos, but unlike losers who actually get my attention, CHOPPER just wasted my sweet ass time.

Just a friendly reminder that Mistress Harley doesn't care if you drive a Bentley, have the biggest bling, or are a "famous" person. Mistress only cares about what value YOU can provide.