The Book Of The Cook!

The cat watches humans at the other sea and they eat with such glee. Pat doesn't bother with that. So it was sure news to the cat. Look at all that cooking. It is worth a double booking.

Step 1 is easy,
Could even be cheesy.
You get out the pots and pans,
To cook for your fans.

Step 2 is grand.
Time for food land.
Get it all ready.
The cooking will come steady.

Step 3 is now here.
Don't run in fear.
Mix the two.
Pot and food in view.

Step 4 is tricky.
Could end up icky.
Set the timer and such.
Can't let it go too much.

Step 5 is simple.
Like popping a pimple.
Add in the extra stuff.
Make sure you have enough.

Step 6 is done.
Set the table and run.
Run to get the rest.
Shiny silverware is the best.

Step 7 is next up.
Put out everything without a hiccup.
Set it on the table all nice and neat.
Then it is time to eat.

Step 8 fill the plate.
That is an easy fate.
Get what you like,
Let food take a hike.

Step 9 scarf it all back.
Pray there is no heart attack.
15 mins or less to eat.
Hours cooking in the heat.

Step 10 has more.
Not done at your shore.
Now it is time to clean.
Need to keep everything serene.

Hmmm, the cat likes Pat's way better here. Then he has more time for my rhyming rear. How do you humans like all that cooking? Unless you are Gloria and cook for blog looking. All the mess and all the cleaning. No thank you to that screening. Do you like cooking for a mass? Screw that, says my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.