Patton Oswalt reimagines GOP candidates’ closing statements: “I’m going to try reciting The Preamble without singing it like I learned on Schoolhouse Rock” — Ben Carson

With Donald Trump absent from the Fox News debate stage tonight, viewers were treated to significantly less verbal jousting and tweetable moments, leaving our favorite #GOPDebate live-tweeter deliriously bored but still plenty funny. In the end, Patton Oswalt imagined his own hilarious closing statements for the Republican presidential candidates: https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat... https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/stat...    

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