It’s Your Own Fault If You Get Pregnant By Having Sex in the Ear

Back when I still had cable, before cutting the cord and moving to Netflix, one of the shows I watched every week was Family Guy.

Before moving to Canada in 2006, I’d never heard of it. But my wife-to-be (who was in Canada) kept raving about this show.

When I eventually moved countries, we had a mini-marathon of Family Guy watching, and I was hooked.

Of many funny episodes, one of the ones that made me chuckle through the sheer ridiculousness of it all was one from Season 6 where the kids at...