Pull A Card For Easy Or Hard!

Humans sure can confuse more than a bit. I guess they prove they are full off umm spit. Some more than others as they spit when they talk. Those are ones you wish would speak using chalk. Or a pen. Hey, didn't rhyme at my den.

That looks so hard.
Nah, it's easy as can be.
Nothing will end up chard,
Just follow along with me.

That looks so easy.
Nah, it is really hard to do.
No need to get sleazy,
Because you don't have a clue.

My, that was hard.
You were sure right.
I'll go mow the yard,
As long as no snow is in sight.

My, that was easy.
You are on the ball.
It was just breezy.
Feel free to stand tall.

My, that wasn't hard.
You are just dumb.
Is your brain scarred?
Can't you walk and chew gum?

My, that wasn't easy.
You lied to me.
I got all queasy.
Now leave me be.

Easy or hard?
What will it be?
Pull a card,
And set it free.

Can't you see?
It was so easy.
Hard to climb a tree?
Now you're just cheesy.

Hard or easy?
What will it be?
Are you all sneezy?
That can't cause glee.

All some kind of draw?
Maybe it's not.
Could be some law,
To the easy or hard plot.

I guess Pat uses that is easy or hard too. All humans do. Yet some things that are hard aren't hard at all. They just take humans forgoing their lazy call. Some things easy may not be as well. It may not be all that easy to get into Hell. Depends on what one can do. Do you use easy and hard a lot at your zoo? The cat always uses three words with his sass, that is just the way of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.