Toddlers: so easygoing…

Joe: "Juice. Juice. Juice! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!"

I pass him the juice.

He throws it on the floor.

Joe: "JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!"

I pass him the juice.

He throws it on the floor.

I pick it up and put it on the coffee table.

Joe: "Nooooooooo! JUICE!"

Me: "Not if you're just going to throw it on the floor."

Joe: "Cheeeeeeeese?"

Me: "No, you're not having any more cheese, you–"

Joe: "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"

Me: "No! You can have a banana."

Joe: "No!"

I go in the kitchen.

Joe: "Nana! Naaaaaanaaaaaa!"

I bring him a banana.

Joe: "Nooooooooooooo!"

I sit down and put the banana on the table in front of me.

Joe: "Nana! Nana! NAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAA!"

I give him the banana.

He eats half of it and throws the other half on the floor.

Joe: "Mama?"

Me: "Yes?"

Joe: "Nana?"

He looks sweet though, doesn't he. Has we probably telling the teddy to go and make him some toast…