How much did I hate "Revenant?" Worse than winter

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I used to think the longest winter was 2010 because it lasted from Halloween through near Easter.

I was mistaken.

The longest winter lasted 2 hours and 36 minutes.

Yes, me and some buddies went to see “The Revenant.”

I hated it.

It’s like the producers fully embraced the maxim that revenge is a dish best served cold, like below-zero/frost-bit/