“An Introduction to Public Statues” at Queen Mob’s Teahouse

I have a short humor piece up at Queen Mob’s Teahouse.

It is perfectly natural for a statue of a public figure to occasion certain questions. For instance, why is this dingbat enshrined in granite while I continue to languish in complete and utter obscurity? Before passing judgment, it would be wise to read the placard at the base of the statue. Perhaps this stately figure saved a litter of kittens from a burning carriage house or discovered a new strain of syphilis. Context is fundamental to any healthy appreciation of public sculpture.

- “An Introduction to Public Statues” at QMT