The Greatest State Banquet of Our Time

Rhomboid Dietaryrequirements is probably the UK’s leading celebrity chef. His TV programme, Dietaryrequirements Cooks a Bit of Dinner is probably the most popular non-naked cookery programme on the television these days.

Recently he produced a state banquet for the Queen and several European heads of state to celebrate the invention of the spoon. For that regal affair, Dietaryrequirements produced a version of what has become his signature dish, egg and chips with a jus of brown sauce.

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