Give a Guy a Break (Flash Fiction)

She didn’t give a fuck; that much was obvious. I stumbled, legs collapsing underneath me. I tried to catch myself but I all I managed to do was jam both elbows. Remember catching a basketball or obelisk the wrong way and jamming a finger? Like that. Just in my elbows.

I know, right?

The pain sucked but the expectation of death was what tore my heart in half and spiraled my breathing into desperate hyperventilation. I know, I know. Vampires aren’t supposed to breathe. Just like there can be no...