FF~Random Lines

I was lacking a topic today. So I decided to pick up the nook and pick five random lines from five different books. Yeah. I do that sometimes. Let's see if I can find some good ones shall we?

"Hasty? Hasty?" Lydia pointed at the very undead Mr. Ford. "He's sitting up in his coffin!" – Dawn of the Dreadfuls by Steve Hockensmith
"I don't think your computer is possessed with an orgasm-inducing demon." – My Demon Saint by R.G. Alexander
"If you want to live, you cannot leave this castle a virgin." – The Prophecy by Nina Croft
"Next we lay here until my legs work again." – SheWolf by Teresa D'Amario
"I'm Linda. I'll be your guide to the afterlife, or some shit." – Dead(ish) by Naomi Kramer

And there you have it. Five random lines from five random books sitting on my nook at this very moment. Some I've read, some are still waiting their turn. Now comment, then go check out these pages~

Bethanne Strasser / Gina Ardito / Debora Dennis / Harper Bennett

Silke Juppenlatz / Dawn Brown