*points to icon*

So this is how today's writing session went:

Character 1: "Okay, I'm taking Character 2 to the hospital."

Me: "No, no, you can't! I need at least another few days for the tension to build!"

Character 2: "I'm surprisingly okay with that."

Character 1: "He's having a very serious problem and is going to the hospital."

Me: "See, this is why I don't write contemporary. He *can't* go to the hospital yet. It'll screw the exposition all to hell, and you need time to figure out he's actually slipping betw...