We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1!

Nuts About You climbed the Amazon charts today, hitting #1 in the LGBT short reads.



The overall Kindle ranking blew my mind. I don’t think I’ve ever been that high. (Well, not in ranking, yuck yuck. :P)

I had to screenshot this too:



Because eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I think I might get them framed.

It still amazes me that people like my silly little running gag of a story. I mean, I shoveled every single nut pun I could imagine into it, and a few other really bad ones too. It’s a source of constant surprise that no one’s shown up at my door with torches and pitchforks to take me away as a serial pun abuser. (Not saying it won’t ever happen, just that I’m prepared. Be ready to have cats tossed at you when you show up.) I hope you’ll find that Rise of the Alpha Squirrel and The Wall Nuts continue the fine tradition of on-page bloopers and really bad puns.

Nuts About YouNutty Romances 1

Nathan’s been crushing on one of his regular Bulk Mart customers for a while now. In squirrel form, he sits on Vince’s bird feeders, munching on seeds and enjoying the eye candy. Until the day Vince notices him raiding the feeder…