Had a date last night. With a man. No, we didn’t play...

Had a date last night. With a man. No, we didn’t play “hide the sausage”.

That’s a terrible game. Sausage is good and should never be hidden, but shared with all the world.

Nah, we just met and drank beers. He comes from Tumblr and was a follower of mine and actually moved here to South Dakota, on purpose and everything. So we hooked up.

Smart guy. It was nice to talk deep shit with someone. I often get tired of staring at other men, blinking, as they go on and on about the Broncos secondary, whatever the hell that is. Or golf. Or boats.

I really need to date a better class of men….

I blame my father, who was a golf-playing, boat-floating Broncos fan who abandoned me as a small child. I’m fucked psychologically when it comes to the men I date.

We talked about the structure of the Universe, religion, chewing gum for the mind (also known as tv), everything. Also politics–he cornered me on Trump. “Do I really support him?”

I told him, but I won’t tell you. Haha.

Anyway, we’re gonna go out again sometime. Lookin forward to it.