Raising Feminist Boys: Maybe I’m Doing it Wrong

So I was in the car after picking up both boys from school the other day, and we had this conversation:


Fozzie (age 4): When I grow up, I’m going to build a laser gate.


Me: Awesome, buddy. Like the ones on Star Wars?


Skywalker (age 6): Like the ones where they kept Obi-Wan prisoner, right? Those don’t exist in real life. Do they?


Me: I don’t think so. But that just means Fozzie gets to invent them.


Fozzie: Yep. I’m going to invent them.


Skywalker: Wouldn’t it be cool if we invented them together? Me, Fozzie and Daddy?


Me: What about Mommy? I can help invent, too.


Skywalker [without missing a beat]: So, Mommy, I was thinking. Since you love writing books so much, after we invent the laser gate, you can write the instruction manual about how to use the laser gate.


Fozzie: Yeah. I would not want to do that part.


Skywalker: Me either.


*Sigh.* At least I know when my kids take over the world later, I’ll have a cushy job as a technical writer…


Picture of the author's son Skywalker in a Darth Vader costume shaking hands with a Stormtrooper with the caption

“Thanks, Lord Vader, for creating those awesome laser gates. And we really appreciate the easy-to-read technical manual.”


 


 


 


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