Professor EE 4

"You. Sarah. Take this."

"Oh wow!" Sarah from Hawthorne gushed as she leapt to take the burlap sack EE dragged into the classroom. It was surprisingly sharp. "Mr. Editor, this is such an honor. I have to admit, I signed up for this course just to get some face time."

"That's fortunate," EE grunted, straightening his waistcoat as Sarah wrestled the bag onto the desk. "Since you're the only sucker who enrolled."

He upended the sack, dumping out three swords, a ray gun, a rubber chicken and two