Professor EE 6

I entered the classroom to find I had but one student. Again. She wasn't bad looking, but the last time I was alone with a female student I almost lost my tenure. "You have one hour to write a paper featuring the contents of this sack," I said. "If you need me I'll be in the faculty lounge, AKA the bar in the back of Johnny's Rib Joint."

"Whoa," she replied. "Stick around a minute, because in my experience there's only two things people carry in a burlap sack: potatoes and human heads. And if you