Professor EE 9

I sit at a desk and fondle my castanets.

Shall I dazzle EE with a tale about a mermaid, rescued from an undersea prison by a couple of cartoon oysters?

Or maybe a yarn about a matching pair of Welsh Love Spoons whose handles were lost in the Maelstrom of Llapgooley?

Or what about a sci-fi epic with two warring galaxies united by the twin cords of rhyme and reason?

I look up at EE. I'm the only one here so I'd better make this special. But what would he like? This fat old curmudgeon with the weirdest