Please Distract Me From Minute to Win It

I really can't explain what it is about this show that makes me so mad.  Might be the host's contrived hair.  Might be the over-the-top drama. Might be the token "accented" sidekick (in this case – the blueprint explainer). Don't even make me think about the fact that the contestants spend loads of time at home practicing these games. If you do, I'm sorry. Really, I am.
For some reason, my husband and kids like this show.  So it is on.  I guess now is a good time for a blog post. 
I've been...