A Little Exploring Into The Boring!

The cat was asked the other day, "Don't you get bored at your bay?" Yeah, I made it rhyme. To not to would be a crime. Hmm, do I look bored to you? Just because you do doesn't mean I do too.

The cat is bored?
Yeah, say it is so.
It has to be explored,
Because whiners want to know.

It can't be.
You have something to do?
That is a mystery to me.
It can't be true.

How do you find the time?
Boring and that go hand in hand?
Hmm, already did a time rhyme.
So to that, pound sand.

And bored is easy,
Even for me.
I just have to get cheesy,
And listen to thee.

Whoops, harm your ego?
That is a shame.
Not really though.
You can be lame.

Look a cat video for me to view.
Nope, still not bored at my zoo.
Called procrastination coming due.
I hope the difference you knew.

So why not?
Like some super plot.
There is a lesson to be taught?
Yeah, don't piss in a kitchen pot.

There is your lesson from me.
Doesn't that sound great?
I know, with my advice spree,
No one can relate.

Now if at the 9-5,
I'd be bored a ton.
You only do that to survive,
As mostly, it isn't fun.

But boredom in life,
Pffft screw that.
No need for such strife,
For this rhyming cat.

Why do people care if you aren't bored? It's like you are offending the lord. Then they go all, "you must be." Like you are lying at your sea. Pffft they can go play with a singing bass and kiss my non-bored little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.